• Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.
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gatorade:

Created in the lab for the athletes who never quit.

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dead-poolanon:

Real talk, Brak

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xcontour:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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hahahahaha holy shit

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phdscar:

Fucking Legendary

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chaboyy:

Within The Ruins - Feeding Frenzy 

Their set was too fucking short tonight

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goshvjin:

Born of Osiris | Bow Down

tonight was pretty fun

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a-happy-nerd:

ramessesthegreat:

James and Oz in a car with Romanian sat-nav or: Two grown men laugh hysterically at the word “shits”.

Please do yourself a favour and watch this, it’s absolutely hilarious.

This video is important and a must see… If you want to watch James and Oz laugh historically over the word “shits” said repeatedly by the satnav.

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rdfox-thesequel:

I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD

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temploblue:

find him for me

temploblue:

find him for me

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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